Talk:Fetish Goth/@comment-24.155.118.177-20150725044049

I heard that most goths are god awful in bed so what I do is go traditional "drunk slut" goth where you just find a girl at a bar who doesn't really need to be wearing black or anything or really anything related to dark stuff. I mean it helps with the goth moniker but really it doesn't.

Anyway to pick up the "Drunk slut" goth you just talk to her and get her a drink and ask her if she's DTF, if she doesn't know what that means keep asking her until she either A. Gets DTF or B. hits you in the face. Either way that's pretty goth because I know more than anything that "Drunk slut" goth is the newest hippest goth trend.

This works on dudes too. You just liqour them up super hard and you're like "Wanna do each other?" and the dude will either be like "Nah that's weird." or he'll be like "Yeah man." And then you can be all like, "Right on." Then pow, you get laid.

Drunk Slut Goth: The BEST goth.